tom_sizemore (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} tom_sizemore) wrote,@ 2008-06-03 08:29:00 |
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Hey, flightviolation!
Friends,
When I'm not filming my own reality or being interviewed by Actresses In Their Underwear Magazine, I'm sometimes a painter.
I was recently doing a medley of plays for the BPP on the patio of Bloomington's own Oliver Winery. Tensions ran high just before the show was to start, and, momentarily distracted, I managed to stroll out of the men's restroom sans pants and underwear. Now, this can happen to any actor, and the main room's assembled wine tasters reacted with a polite paroxysm. Knowing just what diplomacy required, I shouted, "Paul Giamatti was right!" scooped up a double armful of booty from the cheese cooler, and began sprinting down Highway 37.
Long story short, I've been issued a Public Defender named Tammy Hoosegow.
She's agreed to let me pay her in paintings. So far I've done two.
Here's Ms. Hoosegow standing in front of fireworks, circa the Year Two-Thousand.
And here is Tammy with her boyfriend, Irish poet and rebel Brendan Collins.
I don't really have a method yet. I just sort of throw the paint on until it looks okay. But I believe it was Michelangelo who once said, "painting is like sex: lay on your back in Italy long enough, and the Pope will start paying you for it."
flightviolation!Friends,
When I'm not filming my own reality or being interviewed by Actresses In Their Underwear Magazine, I'm sometimes a painter.
I was recently doing a medley of plays for the BPP on the patio of Bloomington's own Oliver Winery. Tensions ran high just before the show was to start, and, momentarily distracted, I managed to stroll out of the men's restroom sans pants and underwear. Now, this can happen to any actor, and the main room's assembled wine tasters reacted with a polite paroxysm. Knowing just what diplomacy required, I shouted, "Paul Giamatti was right!" scooped up a double armful of booty from the cheese cooler, and began sprinting down Highway 37.
Long story short, I've been issued a Public Defender named Tammy Hoosegow.
She's agreed to let me pay her in paintings. So far I've done two.
Here's Ms. Hoosegow standing in front of fireworks, circa the Year Two-Thousand.
And here is Tammy with her boyfriend, Irish poet and rebel Brendan Collins.
I don't really have a method yet. I just sort of throw the paint on until it looks okay. But I believe it was Michelangelo who once said, "painting is like sex: lay on your back in Italy long enough, and the Pope will start paying you for it."
